My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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