I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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