Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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