bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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