Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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