How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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