OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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