so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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