I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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