sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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