Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I love you.
Bad choice
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
