please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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