My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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