D3 body, D1 cock
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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