Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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