Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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