Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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