goodnight i made you a song goodbye
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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