Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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