he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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