Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
