He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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