yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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