Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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