I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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