Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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