maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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