With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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