you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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