i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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