is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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