So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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