He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
do herpes really smell.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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