I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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