The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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