think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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