Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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