VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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