So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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