Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
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Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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