i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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