We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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