Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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