OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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