Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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