i always forget guys have bellybuttons
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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