maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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