In the future we'll all be gay
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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