my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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