Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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