i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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