"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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