idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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