yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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