also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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